Black friday

Black Friday, the New Holiday Current mood: amused Category: Life Well here it is, another x-mass holliday season is thrust upon us! Just when I thought it was bad enough that x-mass items were on display before Holloween was even over, the infamous "Black Friday" has reered it's ugly head yet again. First let me start by asking, what dumb ass CAMPS OUT over night in a Walmart parking lot??? Are you people really that stupid? First of all think abut what you are doing. You are sleeping in a parking lot so you can be the first one in the door to buy some cheap crap that the person you are buying it for probably does not even want! I love to watch the news to see all of you dumb asses who camped out trip and fall and get trampled on on the way in the door. Guess your dumb ass isn't getting that $100 lap top this year. And how good can a $100 lap top from Walmart be anyway? Lets try and think this through people! I know it's hard to pass up thoes once in a life time 4 hour sales that only come but once a year, but this time next year you will pitching a tent in the local mall parking lot to get that "Black Friday" sale, and I will be sitting warm an snug in my bed watching the news of all you dumb asses getting into fist fights over the new Care Bear doll, and getting trampled half to death and laughing, because all my x-mass shopping is done. And yes, it was worth spending the extra money on my non-sale items just to see you dumb asses making fools of your selves to "kick off" the holliday season. Merry x-mass to all, and to all a good night..... Ho, Ho, Ho